May 3, 2016 
We don’t pretend to know it all or even all that we should. We do know this…
#becauseofhorses I cluck at people/things when I need them to move
— Chestnut Cliché (@chestnutcliche) May 3, 2016
#BecauseofHorses my legs just will. not. tan anymore.
— Starting Over (@DejavuEq) May 3, 2016
#becauseofhorses I know what it's like to work hard and still lose.
— The Fancy Fjord (@Fancy4Fjords) May 3, 2016
#BecauseOfHorses I have gorgeous expensive Italian boots that are always covered in mud
— dianeAtwood (@dianeAtwood) May 3, 2016
#BecauseOfHorses I have more hairnets than a lunch lady
— Performance Horse (@perf_horse) May 3, 2016
#BecauseOfHorses I've spent more money on spurs and whips than the average dominatrix.
— Bourbon N Bays (@BourbonNbays) May 3, 2016
#BecauseOfHorses my bank account is always crying
— horses & harrypotter (@equonabudget) May 3, 2016
#becauseofhorses i couldn't afford to buy new trash bags one week so i put all my trash in the sink
— Lana Del Neigh (@backintheirons) May 3, 2016
#becauseofhorses I sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies every time I stand up
— Breed Show Blog (@BreedShowBlog) May 3, 2016
#BecauseOfHorses I no longer think GPA means your grade point average
— horses & harrypotter (@equonabudget) May 3, 2016
#BecauseOfHorses it's perfectly reasonable that my saddle cost more than my first car.
I know I like the taste of cherry electrolytes best #BecauseOfHorses
— Performance Horse (@perf_horse) May 3, 2016
#becauseofhorses I use my seat heater as my physical therapist
— Natalie WithSeidelin (@Natalie_WS) May 3, 2016
#BecauseOfHorses my hamstrings are so tight I can’t touch my toes, but my ankles are freakishly flexible.
— Horse Network (@HorseNetwrk) May 3, 2016
#becauseofhorses I get to watch these weebley wobbly legs grow into one heck of an athlete pic.twitter.com/dg3b6Gl57v
— jenna (@eq_ofrohan) May 3, 2016
#BecauseofHorses i have an unreasonable emotional attachment to my 17yr old Butet saddle….
— Liz Davoll (@LDavoll) May 3, 2016
#becauseofhorses my vacations are in 'exotic' locations… like Culpepper and Rancho Murieta.
— ryan (@ThatRyanChick) May 3, 2016
#becauseofhorses I have the joints of a 90 year old
— Big Eq Trainwreck (@grandprixwannab) May 3, 2016
#BecauseOfHorses I have bad knees and a strong backbone
— §table Relationship (@DatingMyHorse) May 3, 2016
#becauseofhorses I now think of this when I hear "First Lady". pic.twitter.com/iW5oyBvJAJ
— Big Eq Trainwreck (@grandprixwannab) May 3, 2016
I know that horse show food tastes the same whether I washed my hands or not. #becauseofhorses
— ryan (@ThatRyanChick) May 3, 2016
#becauseofhorses I choose my underwear more diligently. Nothing worse than a wedgie after a couple hours of riding.
— erin ☀️ (@erinhead1) May 3, 2016
#BecauseOfHorses I know what dirt, DSMO and disappointment taste like.
— Horse Network (@HorseNetwrk) May 3, 2016
#BecauseOfHorses I try to keep my heels down when riding a bike
But this one tweet might have summed it up best:
#BecauseOfHorses I am who I am.
— Black And Buckskin (@Black_Buckskin) May 3, 2016
