Horse girls are often referred to as “crazy cat ladies with more money” but that doesn’t mean there aren’t some compelling reasons you should give dating one a shot!

1. With a gender ratio of about 10 girls to every one guy, she’s probably going to be pretty grateful she even found you.


2. Strong thighs.


3. You won’t have to worry about being the crazier half. Because it’s her. By a landslide.


4. She’s sure to know her way around a drink.


5. You know she’s capable of commitment…at least to her horse.


6. She cares more about her horse’s approval of you than her parents’.


7. With her spending tens of thousands a year on her hobby, she won’t have a problem with you blowing a couple hundred on video games.


8. If you agree to be her groom for the day, there probably isn’t much she won’t do to repay you the favor.


9. Easy access to whips and spurs.


10. Did I mention strong thighs?


About the Author

Heather Struthers owns and operates Ottawa’s hippest tack shop: Performance Horse & Rider. She’s an expert in matters of love and color coordinating with your horse. (One a little more than the other.)