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Pony Correctly Predicted the Winner of the FIFA World Cup™
It’s not exactly clear what is happening here. But judging by appearances, it looks like France and Croatia, represented by two rotund white ponies adorned…
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A Thank You Letter to Missing Spurs
We have a problem in our house (and at our barn): Missing Spurs. Spurs take on a life of their own and disappear. All the…
8 months ago
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How to Make Your Trainer Hate You (In Eight Easy Steps)
Are you tired of your trainer? Are you bored with receiving quality instruction from a knowledgeable individual? Do you find yourself thinking “Hey self, maybe…
10 months ago
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The Kind of Horse You Should Wait For
Thought Catalog published an article in January that describes the type of guy every girl should wait for. It lists a million different things that someone…
10 months ago
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Ways To Kill Your Groom
For a long time, I thought people were just casually negligent about their grooms’ safety. Eventually, it became obvious that a lot of people are…
11 months ago
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Where Are They Now? Past Winners of the Hampton Classic Leadline Class
You can debate just about every aspect of equestrian sport, but one fact is indisputable: when it comes to sheer adorability, nothing competes with a leadline…
11 months ago
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Woman Registers Husband for Risky Experimental Drug Trial to Raise Funds for Olympic Dream
A Vermont-area woman is coming under fire for insisting her husband sign up for an experimental drug trial that pays $20,000 to participants, all so…
11 months ago
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30 Common Pony Names and What They Reveal About Your Steed
What’s in a name? ONLY EVERYTHING. 1. Stormy: wants to be a wild horse. Requires a bucket of grain to be caught in the paddock.…
11 months ago
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8 Features of My Ultimate Dream Barn
There are a lot of articles out there about all types of amazing barns. Real barns with beautiful vaulted ceilings, ornate stall fronts, with tack…
12 months ago
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Study Finds “Horse Bug’ in People is Caused by Actual Virus
A virus may be behind some of the bizarre behaviour that is often observed in the horse obsessed, according to a recent study. Researchers at…
1 year ago
Satire
10 Things I Learned About Riding from Being a Groom
Before I started grooming for amateurs, I thought I knew stuff. I thought that horses were amazing creatures with saintly souls and we should honor…
1 year ago
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7 Life Lessons I’ve Learned From My Mare
At least one of us is getting an education… 1. How to say “no” Or more accurately, “Hell, no.” Granted, this usually happens when I…
1 year ago
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The NEW Tennessee Walking Horse—for Laidback Lifestyles
In 1885, the first Tennessee Walking Horse was bred—for what purpose, people no longer remember. The animal required extensive training and upkeep, and it possessed…
1 year ago
Satire
If “Groom Wanted” Ads Were Honest
Show barn absolutely desperate for staff after yet another new person quit. Preferably someone with grooming experience, but we’re at the point that we can’t…
1 year ago
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Welcome to the World of Competitive Hobbyhorse
This week in “I Can’t Believe This Is Really A Thing” we travel to Finland, where a new equestrian sport is gaining some serious steam. Unlike…
1 year ago
Hunter/Jumper
Hey, Show Barns. Stop Paying Your Grooms So Much Money!
I have noticed a disturbing trend among a few show barns out there that needs to be stopped. These stables are paying their grooms a…
1 year ago
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The Warm Up Ring
Warm-up ring (noun): The equestrian version of “chicken” wherein you maneuver your horse around 20 other riders trying prepare for a good class whilst not losing your…
1 year ago
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30 Lies Grooms Tell Their Riders
We all know honesty is the best policy. Lying is wrong. However, every groom knows that sometimes, a rider doesn’t actually want to hear the…
1 year ago
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Sh*t Farrier Clients Say
It has been said that there is no such thing as a stupid question, and for the most part, that’s true. However, sometimes people don’t…
2 years ago
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8 Reasons Why Christmas Is The Worst, According to Horses
Kid: “What?! I thought horses love Christmas! Who doesn’t want extra carrots and peppermints?” Horse: “And that’s where you’re wrong, young padawan. Let’s count the ways that Christmas…