Horse Twitter Is the Friend We All Need RN

If the government had just declared it be “national stay home and cuddle your pet month” instead of calling it social distancing I bet a lot more people would listen

— Pre-MedEQ (@PreMedEQ) March 16, 2020

You know what's nice to wake up to? The calming of Loon calls. Instead I was gifted the screams from a flock of 39 geese. They're like the seagulls from finding nemo if instead of saying "mine" you heard a dying air horn

— imperf_eqt (@imperf_eq) March 9, 2020

has anyone tried turning 2020 off and back on again? maybe putting it in rice?

— xoxo gossip groom (@xoxogossipgroom) March 16, 2020

I just witnessed someone very recklessly bleach an entire grooming kit wearing at least a $500 outfit. I am traumatized.

— rach (@showjumperlife) March 5, 2020

wait is this what horses feel like when they’re on stall rest?

— first lady life (@ohshiteq) March 18, 2020

every time i see COVID-19 written out i read it to the tune of “come on eileen.” if i have to bear this burden so do all of you

— disco tits (@sommarsaknife) March 10, 2020

I blame everything bad going on in the world on the Cats movie

— Therapy & Thoroughbreds (@StruggleBusEq) March 14, 2020

Working with horses and then eating without washing my hands has either given me the immune system of a God or is slowly killing me and I’ll never know which it is

— allis(d)on(e) (@allisonandpons) March 12, 2020

keeping your horse at home is great bc sometimes i just let her out to roam the barn and say hello to the other ponies like the expensive walmart greeter she is

— fourfaults (@fourfaults) February 22, 2020

Anyone got any nice horses they wanna trade me for toilet paper?

— Horseless Horse Girl (@HorselessEQ) March 14, 2020

Secretariat was an early adopter of social distancing. pic.twitter.com/zvk8ACBg1M

— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) March 15, 2020