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How to Spin Your Tinder Bio: Horse-Girl Edition


Horse girls have a bad rep. Somewhere between middle school and middle age, the “weird horse girl” labels morphs into “crazy cat lady with more money.”

While there may, occassionally, be a few kernels of truth in the stereotype, we all know the benefits of dating a horse girl outweigh any potential negatives. At least, that’s how we’re going to spin it on our dating profiles.

Here are 13 ways to tweak your tinder bio that all but guarantee* that right swipe.

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*right swipe not guaranteed.


heather struthers and roseAbout the Author

Heather Struthers runs Ontario’s hippest tack shop, Performance Horse & Rider and writes about important issues like datingpretend boyfriends and Scott Brash.