No one aims to disappoint The George. Still fewer go on record to share the terrifying moment they did.

Joseph Der, of Der Dau Boots, proves to be the exception to the rule in today’s #MortifiedMonday. Not only does he reveal the moment he was caught in George Morris’s considerable crosshairs, you get the distinct impression he never wants to be there again.

“LOVE YOU, GEORGE!” (Please don’t hurt me.)

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