Michael Jung is on fiya! He’s killing it at his job (riding). He’s wise to the ways of the  horse show. And, if Twitter is any indication, he’s rather popular with the ladies, too.

He’s basically the Shaft of Eventing. But, you know, more German.

Like that street-smart detective, it’s high time Jung had his own theme song. Rest easy, #JungMoney, we’re here to help.

1. We Are Jung (by Fun)

Key lyric: “Tonight / We are Jung / So let’s set the world on fire / We can burn brighter than the sun”

What it means: Star status achieved, boieeee.

 

2. When You Were Jung (by The Killers)

Key lyric: “We’re burning down the highway skyline / On the back of a hurricane that started turning / When you were Jung / When you were Jung”

What it means: Like a force of nature, Jung tears it up where ever he goes. (You would too. If you were Jung.)

 

3. Forever Jung (by Alphaville) 

Key lyric: “Forever Jung, I want to be forever Jung”

What it means: No explanation required. It’s the earworm eventers the world over are humming RN.

 

4. Jung Forever (by Jay-Z)

Key lyric: “Leave a mark that can’t erase neither space nor time / So when the director yells cut / I’ll be fine / I’m forever Jung…”

What it means: As the first equestrian to hold World, Olympic, and European titles simultaneously and the first German to win both Badminton and Burghley, Jung has made his mark in the history books. Now and forever.

 

5. Live While We Are Jung (by One Direction)

Key lyric:  “I know we only met but let’s pretend it’s love / And never, never, never stop for anyone / Tonight let’s get some and live while we’re Jung.”

What it means: “Let’s catch the first flight to Vegas and get married IRL, Michi! YOLO!”

 

6. You Make Me Feel So Jung (by Frank Sinatra)

Key lyric: “You make me feel so Jung / You make me feel as though spring has sprung / And every time I see you grin / I’m such a happy individual.”

What it means: Jung spreads happiness and gold medal dust everywhere he goes. Like Tinker Bell. For equestrians.

 

7. Jung at Heart (by Frank Sinatra)

Key lyric: “Fairy tales can come true / It can happen to you if you’re Jung at heart (Jung at heart)”

What it means: Winning the Rolex Grand Slam can happen to you. But only if you’re Michael Jung.

 

Which song would Jung pick? Who knows! Either way, he’s (probably) digging it.