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Portland, Oregon Will Convert 560 Miles of Bike Paths into Horse-Only Lanes

Portland is about to become the first city in the world to ban all man-made modes of transportation—including not just cars but bikes.

“Horses are the only organic, sustainable mode of transportation,” Portland’s mayor announced. “This is a bold move towards us becoming a truly green society.”  

For more on this controversial decision, we turn to the Horse Network’s Alyssa Stankiewicz.