Sadly, the 2015 George Morris Horsemastership Training Session is now just a distant memory, and we’re already missing the sassy pants. To bridge the gap, we’ve created some motivational posters based on some of Mr. Morris’s all-time great, real and imagined sentiments.

Because you know if these were hanging in your high school math class, you still wouldn’t have paid attention, but at least you’d stop doodling horses on your notebook long enough to read them.

1. George H. Morris on applause.

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2. George H. Morris on learning through observation.

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3. George H. Morris on going your own way.

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4. George H. Morris on dressing for success.

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5. George H. Morris on half measures.

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6. George H. Morris on getting enough sleep.

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7. George H. Morris on finding jumps and life partners.

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8. George H. Morris on self-discipline.

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9. George H. Morris on posture.

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10. George H. Morris on the natural world.

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