Author Archives: Ryan Anne Polli

Dating a Horse Girl

The dating scene is hard. Very hard. And while there are lots of fish out in that sea, the not-so-rare equestrian girl is a unique species. It takes a special,...

Sh*t Farriers WANT to Say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HSEqYaUwqI Chances are, your farrier is a nice, even-tempered individual with hardly a bad word to say about anyone. Or, maybe he's a mostly nice, easy-to-bribe-with-cookies, occasionally grumpy but always good for...

How to Braid Like a Pro

Let's be real for a sec...braiding a mane is a gigantic pain in the ass. But so too is showing up to a show looking like ass. So you pay...

Things Overheard at the Horse Show

Hang around the back gate at any horse show and you'll hear some things...wise words will be spoken, so too will the four-lettered variety. Words of hope, regret and pride fill...

Overheard in the Horse Show Office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oztL8EeGixM You know that expression, there are no stupid questions, just stupid answers? That expression doesn't apply to the horse show office. As any wise, battle-seasoned veteran show office employee will tell you, as...

Sh*t Trainers Say: George Morris Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ntjrNhX4dc If you've been following our video series (and we hope you have!) then you probably know by now that there is Sh*t Trainers Say, and Sh*t Hunter Trainers Say, and...

Sh*t Hunter Trainers Say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AJ2-VqwxAE In theory, riding hunters should be an easy proposition. The jumps are natural-looking and mostly inviting, the courses are straight-forward (line diagonal, line diagonal, maybe a single?), and if you’re...