For many teachers and students, the beginning of the holiday season means just one thing: mid-term report cards. It’s a time when the rubber hits the road (or the the sh*t hits the fan, depending), leaving anxious kids everywhere either relieved or grounded, and their parents either boastful or royally PO-ed. (Scratch that—they’re not mad, they’re just disappointed. Ouch!)

Given all the tension that’s going around, we at Horse Network thought it might be fun to turn this concept on its head. After all, November isn’t just a good time to evaluate your kids, it’s a good time to evaluate your horses as well.

In that spirit, we’ve scanned the barn to come up with five report cards for our favorite do-gooders—and delinquents.