Because some days are meant for falling face first down a Twitter hole and calling it “work.”
1.
Texting my trainer be like Me: *polite greeting, complete sentences, perfect grammar* Trainer: “ok w me, b ther @ 9″
— Rachel (@showjumperz) December 14, 2015
2.
Making your debut in a new division https://t.co/FaQ8ItFuKW — Groom’s Secrets (@GroomSecrets) November 20, 2015
3.
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING it’s probably my mom
— Trouble In Tailoreds (@BreechBitch) December 27, 2015
4.
ohana means family. family means explaining horse things as simply as possible every holiday. — Rachel (@showjumperz) December 26, 2015
5.
Putting on my hairnet and my game face at a show like pic.twitter.com/rbZ3YFBJfd
— uɐıɹʇsǝnbǝ lɐıɔǝds (@SpecialEq) November 23, 2015
6.
Weird horse girl in middle school prepares for her horse show https://t.co/JqvZWy64rB — Michael Renker (@RenkerM) November 20, 2015
7.
100 years ago most people rode horses and only the rich had cars. Now everyone has cars and you have to be rich to own a horse.
— StrugglingEquestrian (@StruggleBusEq) December 23, 2015
8.
When they don’t call your number for the jog and then say they messed the numbers up and you actually won pic.twitter.com/JuuuhYPCeX — Lizzie Bailey (@EC_Bailey_) December 21, 2015
9.
It seems that the only time I’m ever flexible is when putting my foot in my mouth
— 2curbchainz (@2curbchainz) December 27, 2015
10.
cute date idea: take me to WEF and we can eat crepes and watch polo and wear cute preppy outfits to grand prixs — Isabel (@baysically) December 21, 2015
11.
it looks like I’m trying to summon George Morris pic.twitter.com/NdqcShsxrD
— rachel reece (@ShowJumperLife) May 31, 2015
12.
Horses = spending lots of money pic.twitter.com/P7bcuk0M4Q — HorseShowTutor (@HorseShowTutor) December 21, 2015
13.
Working out is all fun and games until your parlantis don’t fit
— Poor Horse Girls (@poorhorsegirl) December 22, 2015
14.
Me: Ah, horses are such magnificent animals Horse: coughs and farts at the same time, spooks at fart, takes off running Me: Ahhh the majesty
— More Than A Lease (@MoreThanALease) August 2, 2015
15.
Moment of silence for all of my fellow juniors who aged out today — AP Big Eq (@apbigeq) December 1, 2015
16.
when you think you nailed a test but then you actually failed ((sound on)) pic.twitter.com/XGo7QXhQKN
— pinedapplez (@pinedapplez) December 14, 2015
Never stop, Twitter. Never stop.