January 27, 2015 
There is nothing wrong with your horse barn. It does everything a barn should: provides adequate shelter for your horses, keeps the hay dry and look, you even got a new coffee maker for the tack room. How thoughtful of you. “It may not be much, but it’s all I need,” you proudly boast.
But what if you won the Powerball?
What if you could have your cake, and eat it in your barn’s specially designed cake-eating room, too? Mmmm, that’d be nice…
Here’s a brand new barn that does not have a cake room per se, but does have a full catering kitchen. No, really. At an astounding 78,000 square feet, it’s being billed as the largest contiguous horse barn in the U.S., and it’s truly a sight to behold.
This barn/city-state is the handiwork of Carolina Timberworks (Boone, NC), who constructed the immaculate wood framing, and designed by CMB Architecture(Denver, CO). The list of luxurious amenities reads like equestrian erotica…
Barn Specifications for largest contiguous Horse Barn in the U.S.:
- Total square footage under roof of entire building: 78,000 sqft
- Total square footage of horse barn area: 62,267 sqft
- 130 stalls
- 10 tack rooms
- Custom Aquatrainer Equestrian aquatic rehab treadmill and cold soak therapy area
- Equine Veterinarian Area
- Two commercial grade laundry rooms
- Two Feed Storage Rooms
- Four Interior Wash/Tack Stalls
- Eight exterior wash stalls (6 to 8 horse capacity in each)
- 4,800 sqft Central Courtyard with Banyan trees
Eastern White Pine Timber Frame Trusses, Hand-Hewn by Adz
Attached functions:
- South Wing
- Private Owner’s SuiteGuest and entertaining Areas
- Guest and entertaining AreasCatering kitchen
- Catering kitchenArgentine Asado Grilling Area
- Argentine Asado Grilling AreaThree Sided Fireplace
- Three Sided FireplaceWine room
- Wine room
North Wing
- Three bedroom “Pro’s” Living Quarters
- 1,300 sqft gym with physical therapy room
Wings! It has wings! And a wine room, which pairs ever-so-nicely with the Argentine asado grilling area. At the request of the property owner, the exact location is being kept under wraps, but the abundance of palm and banyan trees and over-the-top extravagance should give you pretty good idea of its general whereabouts. All this glitz and glam is impressive, but guess what? The muck smells the same as it does it your barn. I think…
