“Oh, are you a jockey?” No, I just happen to be short and ride horses, but thanks for asking, I never get asked that question, ever. Life can be hard...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L82RgxqAQBs Riding lessons? More like life lessons... 1. Sleep is a luxury, not a necessity. 2. You’ll be the one cleaning up the crap in this relationship. Every. Time. ...
