July 14, 2016 
Whether you have a question about horse care, are looking for a proven training tip, or want to up your horse show game, excellent advice from reputable sources can be found on the Internet. This is not that.
Terrible advice on horse care…
Horses can adapt to anything quickly, they're really laid back and have very strong digestive systems 🙂#TerribleHorseAdvice
— Jenna (@TheJennarchy) July 13, 2016
Any piece of tack can fit any size horse if you believe enough 🌈🌈#TerribleHorseAdvice
— bottlecap for president (@fourfaults) July 13, 2016
https://twitter.com/h0rsemanship/status/752915798440628224
https://twitter.com/hunterknees/status/752910801481129988
https://twitter.com/Oh_Suzanney/status/752935879266697216
https://twitter.com/basicbobo/status/753018739659079680
Bathe your grey in bleach to make it extra white! Horses get bitten and kicked all the time, won't feel a thing!#TerribleHorseAdvice
— imperf_eqt (@imperf_eq) July 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/rdickey249/status/752923524180893696
https://twitter.com/JumperInGPA/status/752940497258352640
https://twitter.com/Oh_Suzanney/status/752940251056930816
On riding…
https://twitter.com/five_strides/status/752980699729190913
#TerribleHorseAdvice
Teaching your horse to rear is a great way to improve your bond!!— Macayla (@MacaylaWard) July 12, 2016
#TerribleHorseAdvice helmets actually do more harm than good when you fall off, don't wear one!
— m❤️🔥 (@chaotichorsegrl) July 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/katheriinegrace/status/752932044569587713
https://twitter.com/horselessrider_/status/752929435414884356
"My trainer says I don't need any dressage lessons because we do jumpers."
— Bourbon N Bays (@BourbonNbays) July 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/hunterknees/status/752926975229095936
On buying a horse…
Green riders should buy green horses so they can learn together. #TerribleHorseAdvice
— Horse Network (@HorseNetwrk) July 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/chroniceq/status/752916283113472000
https://twitter.com/MirjamHommes/status/752915181643128836
On horse showing…
https://twitter.com/2curbchainz/status/752929807848144896
If you're feeling nervous before your round goes, drink a bottle of wine beforehand. #TerribleHorseAdvice
— Josc (@joscelyn_lilly) July 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/ldcequine/status/753034922521202688
if you don't do well in your current division, you should move up #TerribleHorseAdvice
— pr*slee (@jnrhntr) July 12, 2016
If your trainer says you're not ready to move up, they're trying to hold back your talent. Time to get a new trainer!#TerribleHorseAdvice
— bottlecap for president (@fourfaults) July 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/BourbonNbays/status/752927463320281090
And just about everything else…
https://twitter.com/five_strides/status/752979219160760321
Everyone in the horse industry is trustworthy and they're all in it solely for the love of the animals & the sport!#TerribleHorseAdvice
— bottlecap for president (@fourfaults) July 12, 2016
It's very easy to get rich by working with horses.#TerribleHorseAdvice
— bottlecap for president (@fourfaults) July 13, 2016
The advice is terrible. The laughs are real.
