July 14, 2016 
Whether you have a question about horse care, are looking for a proven training tip, or want to up your horse show game, excellent advice from reputable sources can be found on the Internet. This is not that.
Terrible advice on horse care…
Horses can adapt to anything quickly, they're really laid back and have very strong digestive systems
Any piece of tack can fit any size horse if you believe enough
Oh all your polos are dirty? Just use standing wraps! #TerribleHorseAdvice
— katie (@h0rsemanship) July 12, 2016
it's very time-efficient to walk under your horse to switch sides when picking out their feet! #TerribleHorseAdvice @HorseNetwrk
— hunter princess (@hunterknees) July 12, 2016
Keep bugs off your horse by spraying it thoroughly with RAID. #TerribleHorseAdvice
— suzanne. (@Oh_Suzanney) July 12, 2016
Any saddle can fit your horse if you layer enough saddle pads.#TerribleHorseAdvice
— Basic Bobo (@basicbobo) July 13, 2016
Bathe your grey in bleach to make it extra white! Horses get bitten and kicked all the time, won't feel a thing!#TerribleHorseAdvice
— imperf_eq (@imperf_eq) July 12, 2016
That protruding nail in the stall is too high. Won't be a problem. #TerribleHorseAdvice
— Ryan Dickey (@rdickey249) July 12, 2016
The ONLY way to have a bond with your horse is to stand on their back in the middle of a field while they're tackless #TerribleHorseAdvice
— Jumper in GPA (@JumperInGPA) July 12, 2016
Draw eyebrows on your horse so you are better able to judge his mood. #TerribleHorseAdvice
— suzanne. (@Oh_Suzanney) July 12, 2016
On riding…
The pretty red ribbon in that horse's tail is just his way of expressing himself.#TerribleHorseAdvice
— fivestrides (@five_strides) July 12, 2016
#TerribleHorseAdvice
Teaching your horse to rear is a great way to improve your bond!!— Macayla Ward (@MacaylaWard) July 12, 2016
#TerribleHorseAdvice helmets actually do more harm than good when you fall off, don't wear one!
— Maddie⚜ (@poniezNpearlz) July 12, 2016
Run your horse on the barrels everyday! It will keep them calm and sane!! #TerribleHorseAdvice
— Katherine Lockard (@katheriinegrace) July 12, 2016
"Science has proven the inside rein is the key to lead changes. The harder, the better."#TerribleHorseAdvice
— Horse Rider (@horselessrider_) July 12, 2016
"My trainer says I don't need any dressage lessons because we do jumpers."
— Bourbon N Bays (@BourbonNbays) July 12, 2016
if u don't see a distance, just drop your leg n lean up your horse's neck- I promise they'll save your butt every time! #TerribleHorseAdvice
— hunter princess (@hunterknees) July 12, 2016
On buying a horse…
Green riders should buy green horses so they can learn together. #TerribleHorseAdvice
— Horse Network (@HorseNetwrk) July 12, 2016
You don't need to try the horse before you buy it. Just look at the pictures #TerribleHorseAdvice
— Chronic Eq (@chroniceq) July 12, 2016
If you're buying a horse, make sure to choose your favorite colour! #TerribleHorseAdvice
— Mirjam Hommes (@MirjamHommes) July 12, 2016
On horse showing…
"Judges really love it when you take fashion risks"
— 2curbchainz (@2curbchainz) July 12, 2016
If you're feeling nervous before your round goes, drink a bottle of wine beforehand. #TerribleHorseAdvice
— Josc (@joscelyn_lilly) July 12, 2016
You should totally wear all neon in the show ring ! The judges will love it ! #TerribleHorseAdvice
— fp of bel-gium (@ldcequine) July 13, 2016
if you don't do well in your current division, you should move up #TerribleHorseAdvice
— :~) (@jnrhntr) July 12, 2016
If your trainer says you're not ready to move up, they're trying to hold back your talent. Time to get a new trainer!#TerribleHorseAdvice
— four(teen)faults (@fourfaults) July 12, 2016
"7yo young jumpers is for kids, right?"
— Bourbon N Bays (@BourbonNbays) July 12, 2016
And just about everything else…
If it has a uterus, breed it.#TerribleHorseAdvice
— fivestrides (@five_strides) July 12, 2016
Everyone in the horse industry is trustworthy and they're all in it solely for the love of the animals & the sport!#TerribleHorseAdvice
— four(teen)faults (@fourfaults) July 12, 2016
It's very easy to get rich by working with horses.#TerribleHorseAdvice
— four(teen)faults (@fourfaults) July 13, 2016
The advice is terrible. The laughs are real.
