Fake riders are easy to spot: their hands are smooth and their vehicles are *gasp* CLEAN! 

 

1. You say, “I can drive!” and your friends are like…

2. This cat is the only thing from the barn that’s not in your car right now. (Thank you Saddlefly.)

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3. But there are other cats in your car, obvs.

4. New boarders have mistaken your car for the vet.

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5. And the farrier.

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6. You say your car smells like “leather”. What you imagine:

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7. What everyone else imagines:

 

8. You’re constantly scraping the bottom of the laundry barrel.

9. Royal Pine Pinterest is a highlight of your day.

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10. This is how the car wash manager hands back your keys.

 

11. You haven’t opened your trunk since 2012.

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12. But if you did, you’d probably find this.

 

13. Tack sales come to you.

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14. Your car art is award-winning.

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15. At any point, this has happened.