We can all agree that every day is a good day when you’re on a horse, but the getting on part isn’t without its fair share of controversy. Choosing the wrong riding apparel can spell disaster. Coordination can fail. And no matter how well-schooled or generally saintly your partner is, some horses just can’t resist a bit of mounting block hi-jinx in the morning. You know what it’s like…

1. You’re having that one-step forward, two-steps back debate.

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It must be a Tuesday.

2. Your pony prefers the fly-by approach.

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You just forgot for a moment.

3. Your trusted leg-upper has been hitting the gym.

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Thanks a lot Don.

4. You’ve chosen the wrong mounting block.

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5. Or it’s otherwise occupied.

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6. Or there’s no mounting block in sight and you’re forced to get creative.

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That’ll work.

7. You have too many clothes on.

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Because #winter.

8. Or you picked the wrong footwear.

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Shower sandals and stirrups just don’t mix.

9. Your girth is too loose.

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10. You had a momentary loss of hand-eye coordination.

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All coordination, actually.

11. You tried this at home.

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Whatever Legolas.

12. You were recruited to ride this one.