1. Your horse was technically your first love.

https://twitter.com/Shay_Shay81497/status/627880829788794881?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

2. And your personal belongings, a billboard to express that love.

https://twitter.com/hannahx905/status/623978111567310848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

3. Which drove you to acquire some odd, but totally understandable, preferences.

https://twitter.com/Mindy_Bright_/status/623214363197833216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

4. At first, your parents were kind of perplexed.

https://twitter.com/mysignaturem0ve/status/623874907861073920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

5. Followed shortly by…

https://twitter.com/valerie_smith26/status/623237500669177856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

6. So you learned to channel all available funds appropriately.

7. And, after a while, your parents just went with it.

https://twitter.com/ITweetHorseShit/status/623216244502560768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

8. While your friends were doing their nails, you were ruining yours.

https://twitter.com/izzycrider/status/633753379710173184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

9. You started working on your farmer’s tan before you even knew what a farmer’s tan was.

https://twitter.com/senakaysaniaaa/status/630058243906142208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

10. (It’s now a lighter shade of paste.)

11. Sometimes that made things awkward and/or confusing.

https://twitter.com/taylorjenss_14/status/626632512589017088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

12. You OBSESSED over equitation.

https://twitter.com/dferrandino625/status/628754621935321089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

13. You got more excited about dressing up your horse’s Halloween costume than your own.

https://twitter.com/mozophia/status/624399033834967040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

14. You realized early in life that things almost never go to plan.

15. Because the pony hunters wait for no one.

https://twitter.com/LDaquino19/status/625861909535961088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

16. And anyway your “normal” friends just didn’t get it.

17. Or you.

18. Because seriously, there’s no excuse for bad equitation. Ever.