Crushing on a co-worker? Think your trainer is sus? Low key worried your horse has a drinking problem?
Tell it to horse confessions! The anonymous Twitter account dedicated to releasing your deepest darkest secrets into the Interweb. Where they belong.
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"I get mini heart attacks when my trainer wants to talk to me alone" -South Dakota
— horse confessions (@equifession2016) November 10, 2016
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"I actually like no stirrup November" -West Virginia
— horse confessions (@equifession2016) November 15, 2016
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"So my ottb definitely has an addiction to tacos and beer and I don't know how to feel about it" -Tennessee
— horse confessions (@equifession2016) December 9, 2016
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"My goal at shows is to not be the barn disappointment" -Texas
— horse confessions (@equifession2016) December 8, 2016
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"I have feelings for the other stable hand and I don't know what to do because it's super unprofessional of me" – New Hampshire
— horse confessions (@equifession2016) December 7, 2016
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"We keep alcohol in our barn and my horse likes to open his stall and drink it. Mainly beer" -Texas
— horse confessions (@equifession2016) December 7, 2016
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"When my trainer uses me as en example in lesson I feel famous" -Alaska
— horse confessions (@equifession2016) November 5, 2016
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"My trainer told me to stop embarrassing her" -California
— horse confessions (@equifession2016) October 21, 2016
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"So I just learned today that my mom and my trainers husband had an affair… lowkey wanna die" -North Carolina yikesssssss
— horse confessions (@equifession2016) October 23, 2016
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"I tried to get on my horse from the ground and managed to break my stirrup leather and fall on my ass" -Nevada
— horse confessions (@equifession2016) December 2, 2016
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"One time George Morris said that I need to ride better. Oops" -Florida
— horse confessions (@equifession2016) October 29, 2016
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"I eat horse treats like candy & I have no shame" -Annie, Wyoming
— horse confessions (@equifession2016) October 21, 2016
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"I sometimes put my stirrups up 5 holes and pretend that I'm a jockey" -North Carolina
— horse confessions (@equifession2016) October 23, 2016
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