1. Kept leaving a mess in the aisle.
2. Had no aptitude for power tools.
3. Struggled to memorize courses.
4. Tried a few horse shows. Threw tantrums in the lineup.
5. Jumped off his pony repeatedly for no reason.
6. Found sweeping the tack room to be too difficult.
7. Didn’t enjoy the donkey.
8. Couldn’t deal with the horse show grind.
9. Would not adhere to dressage show etiquette.
10. Kept getting stuck in the Porta Potty.
11. Had no eye for distances.
12. Liked reining. Only wanted to spin.
13. Couldn’t get on from the mounting block.
14. Got himself locked in the stall with the stallion.
15. Would not take direction from parents or trainers.
