Tag Archives: satire

If “Groom Wanted” Ads Were Honest

Show barn absolutely desperate for staff after yet another new person quit. Preferably someone with grooming experience, but we're at the point that we can't afford to be picky. If...

Wellington Resident Vows to Shut Down WEF

WELLINGTON, FL—With seemingly record crowds, a record number of horses and exhibitors representing a record number of countries competing for record prizes every year, you could say that the Winter...

Donald Trump Talks Horses

We regret to report that earlier this week, Donald Trump disrupted our perfectly peaceful world—the horse world—by taking an apparent swipe at none other than Secretariat during a campaign rally...