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How to Spin Your Tinder Bio: Horse-Girl Edition

Horse girls have a bad rep. Somewhere between middle school and middle age, the “weird horse girl” labels morphs into “crazy cat lady with more money.”

While there may be a kernel of truth or two in the stereotype (horses are more expensive than cats), we all know the benefits of dating a horse girl outweigh any potential negatives. At least, that’s how we’re going to spin it on our dating profiles.

Here are 15 ways to tweak your tinder bio that all but guarantee* that right swipe.

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*right swipe not guaranteed.


heather struthers and roseAbout the Author

Heather Struthers runs Ontario’s hippest tack shop, Performance Horse & Rider and writes about important issues like datingpretend boyfriends and Scott Brash.

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