Why the long face? Hmm, perhaps because of a little thing called loneliness? We love our critters, and most of the time, they love us back. But it’s only natural to yearn for something a little more…familiar.

Turns out, all that whinnying is actually a cry for help. A cry for love. A cry for a single grey mare, non-cribber, who appreciates a good bale of hay and long gallops on the beach.