August 3, 2015 
*Chill, no horses or humans were harmed in the making of these gifs.
1. It can start early.
2. Very early, especially if it’s before nap time.
3. Sometimes, you forget what objects are there for.
4. Or how to play with them.
5. Directions, such as jump and over, can get fuzzy.
You want me to do what over where?
6. Especially the concept of jump.
7. Sometimes, forgetting to “horse” is the fault of the master.
8. But most of the time it’s not.
9. Sometimes, it’s just deliberate.
10. Like when you conveniently forget turn signals.
Such as “turn away from that tree.”
