Horse girls are often referred to as “crazy cat ladies with more money” but that doesn’t mean there aren’t some compelling reasons you should give dating one a shot!

1. With a gender ratio of about 10 girls to every one guy, she’s probably going to be pretty grateful she even found you.

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2. Strong thighs.

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3. You won’t have to worry about being the crazier half. Because it’s her. By a landslide.

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4. She’s sure to know her way around a drink.

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5. You know she’s capable of commitment…at least to her horse.

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6. She cares more about her horse’s approval of you than her parents’.

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7. With her spending tens of thousands a year on her hobby, she won’t have a problem with you blowing a couple hundred on video games.

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8. If you agree to be her groom for the day, there probably isn’t much she won’t do to repay you the favor.

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9. Easy access to whips and spurs.

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10. Did I mention strong thighs?

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About the Author

Heather Struthers owns and operates Ottawa’s hippest tack shop: Performance Horse & Rider. She’s an expert in matters of love and color coordinating with your horse. (One a little more than the other.)